London dating is a minefield, and at 42, fresh out of a breakup, I’m diving headfirst into the madness. Penis in Vagina is an unfiltered, deeply personal yet wildly unpredictable podcast about love, lust, and everything in between. From first dates to last dates, ghosting to great sex, heartbreak to healing—this is a raw, honest, and sometimes painfully funny journey through modern romance in one of the world’s most chaotic cities.

Through solo reflections, real-world encounters, and deep conversations with a mix of recurring guests, strangers, dating experts, and business owners, we unpack what it really means to search for connection today. Expect unexpected moments, live interviews, virtual and in-person panels, and the occasional existential crisis. Whether you’re single, taken, or somewhere in between, this podcast is for anyone who’s ever wondered: what the hell are we all doing here?

Welcome to the dating jungle. Let’s explore it together.